Beauty Queen Dreamer T-Shirts

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

Dreams of being a beauty queen

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Bubbly

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Pampered and poodled.

Little Princess.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

A Manicure

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Sleeping Beauty

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"Define fair."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I'm a star!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

"Er. . . anything else?"

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."