Prom Queen Dreamer T-Shirts

'I'd hope she'd change before the prom.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Mr. Right!"

Bubbly

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Little Princess.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Sinking with your heart

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Awkward First Dates