Prom Queen T-Shirts

Rapunzel on prom night.

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

'She's in here, toasting her date.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

High School Prom Expenses

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Malcolm Sargent

Elegant woman in backless dress.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Being Pampered.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Summer Proms - then, now.

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

Pop in the 3rd movie. I used to like Kevin Costner. Brew the 5th pot of coffee. Fair trade: sleep for caffeine. Take turns as sentry. Do not ring. Do not ring. Do not ring