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Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Rule Britannia!

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

High School Prom Expenses

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

Rapunzel on prom night.

Waltz Crossing.

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

'Let's just say that I'm in a mood of cautious optimism.'

Five year time...

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

'He'll have to do a drugs test!'

Wild West Prom Night

'...I'm glad you're excited about taking her out tonight - but for Pete's sakes stop foaming at the mouth!'