Prom King Or Queen Hopeful T-Shirts

Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Rule Britannia!

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

High School Prom Expenses

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

Summer Proms - then, now.

Rapunzel on prom night.

How do you like my prom dress? What there is of it looks nice. It was Nana's Her dad let her wear it. And that was in the dark ages! Besides. I'm looking for a shawl or jacket. I've got just the one! See? Much better!

Waltz Crossing.

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

A limo?! I thought this was a green prom. Chill! It's mass transit.

'Let's just say that I'm in a mood of cautious optimism.'

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

'Debbie?! Debbie Hollingsworth? Winslow High Prom Queen of 1972?...'

Five year time...

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

'...I'm glad you're excited about taking her out tonight - but for Pete's sakes stop foaming at the mouth!'

Going to the prom in a group will be awesome, but no one gives you a corsage. Someone's at the door for you, Twig. Delivery. Careful. You'll ruin my makeup!

'He'll have to do a drugs test!'