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THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Toast at the Ball

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A butcher and his apprentice.

Elizabeth II

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Radiant, yet flammable.

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Being Pampered.

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.