Prom Queen Admirer T-Shirts

'Debbie?! Debbie Hollingsworth? Winslow High Prom Queen of 1972?...'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Bryan Ferry

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Tom Hanks

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Malcolm Sargent

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Goddess

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Nevermore."

Hollywood producer.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Michael Caine

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

David Bowie

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

TV stage door

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Rapunzel - before the make-over.