Prom Queen Admirer Mugs

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Bryan Ferry

Princess Anne

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Tom Hanks

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Malcolm Sargent

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Goddess

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hollywood producer.

"Nevermore."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

TV stage door