Goddess Admirer Mugs

Goddess

"Little help?"

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"You dressed!"

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Elizabeth II

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Halloween sculptor

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

God playing with dolls.

Your angel is always with you

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Antonio Banderas

"God must have been very pleased."

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

I'm your biggest fan.

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."