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"Little help?"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Goddess

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Your angel is always with you

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

Hubble Telescope

'Come on Kevin, that's enough wishful thinking for one day.'

Human Resources and Inhuman Resources

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Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

Cornucopia of space

"I'm gonna level with you, Barry. You're kind of my guardian angel."

Designated smoking area of the gods

"I'm good thanks."

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

Lost Angel Wings

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"

Hermes loves to mess with their heads.

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

"Hi, I'm Zeus, the man behind the myth."

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."