Goddess Admirer Prints

Goddess

"Little help?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"You dressed!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Elizabeth II

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Halloween sculptor

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

God playing with dolls.

Your angel is always with you

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

"God must have been very pleased."

I'm your biggest fan.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."