God And Goddess Admirer Prints

"Mercury, Mars, this is the bitch goddess, Success."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Little help?"

Snow Devil

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Look man, no wings!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Goddess

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Angel Music

Wash your hands

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Zagat Rated.

Postcards from Heaven...