God And Goddess Admirer Gifts

"Mercury, Mars, this is the bitch goddess, Success."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Little help?"

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Look man, no wings!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Goddess

Wash your hands

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Angel Music

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Angel Swing

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Zagat Rated.