Goddess Worshiper Prints

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Marilyn's Rushmore

Goddess

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Sun Worship

A gap between the solar panels

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Jennifer Aniston

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Spatula beach

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

The sun luring people to the sea

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Summer Tip #26: Never use your chest as a beer can holder while sun tanning.

'Boy it's hot today!'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

Sunburned bird.