Prom Enthusiasts Mugs

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'How fast can you hype?'

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Malcolm Sargent

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'I've been made junior partner.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Why? - They're just bees without a PR agent. . ."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Summer Proms - then, now.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

High School Prom Expenses

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!