Promo Enthusiast Mugs

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

Ads falling out of a magazine.

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

As Seen Watching TV

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

London Olympics.

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'Well we could either make a massive investment in a new multi-media marketing campaign Or we could ask Edna to stop telling current customers to sod off because she's too busy to talk to them!'

'Great ad campaign. Now all we need is a product.'

Man overloaded with samples

Three cheers for advertising.

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

Festive aspirin for the holidays: 'They're red and green!'