Promo Promoters Mugs

'Please take this flyer.'

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

'I've been made junior partner.'

Club DJ.

Make love not war

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

An honesty of agents

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Narrative play is dead."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

Rapunzel on prom night.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

What about the company car you promised?

Business Cards.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Man overloaded with samples

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.