Promo Pro Mugs

"Remember, the best things in life are free ? for the first three months."

Business Cards.

Demure lady with gloves

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"National security adviser"

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Propping up a profits chart.

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

Man chasing microphone.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'