Promo Pro Gifts

"Remember, the best things in life are free ? for the first three months."

Business Cards.

Demure lady with gloves

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"National security adviser"

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

Propping up a profits chart.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Man chasing microphone.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Radiant, yet flammable.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."