Promo Lover Gifts

Man overloaded with samples

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

Make love not war

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"How much is the sign?"

Junk Mail

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

Archers.

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Business Cards.

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

Three cheers for advertising.

'Well, it makes me happy!'

'I appreciate the new title, Mr Boyle, but what I could really use is a raise.'

'Actually I worked my way up from 'ideas'.'

Pound sign being cut in half.

'...and that concludes the emergency procedures. Since we have a few minutes before take-off, how many of you are familiar with 'Amway'?'

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

"Congratulations! I hear that you're being promoted to a cubicle near the door."

Joan of Arc - The Mother of Advertising.

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

'Coming to you live. Straight from his last job. Let's have a big round of applause!'

Bank goes back to cheap toasters as free gift.