Promotion Fanatic Gifts

Three cheers for advertising.

'This restores my faith in America. Over two million box tops sent in, and only 37 box bottoms.'

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I got it in the sales."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Futuristic Teenagers.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Rhea of the Year.'

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'I've been made junior partner.'

Rugby Mad.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'How about 'I'm still breastfeeding my five year old, half ton, binge drinking, monkey baby'?'

"They call this a universal charger?"

When psychics fight.

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Water Ski Accident

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'This is my trophy wife...I won her in a bowling tournament.'