Promotions Fanatic Gifts

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I got it in the sales."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

Rugby Mad.

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

Movie Franchise

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'How about 'I'm still breastfeeding my five year old, half ton, binge drinking, monkey baby'?'

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

Bees reading the Buzz and the Bizz.

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

Man overloaded with samples

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."