'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'
Discount Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves snagging a good deal? Our discount lover collection features witty and charming items that celebrate the thrill of saving money. From humorous mugs to playful prints, these gifts add a humorous touch to their passion for discounts. Whether they’re a coupon clipper or always on the lookout for a sale, our products are designed to bring a smile and a sense of camaraderie with fellow deal seekers.
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."
(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop
"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"
'I love these senior citizen discounts.'
The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.
"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."
I e-bay t-shirt.
'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'
'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'
Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)
"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."
Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.
"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"
"...And please let the merger do through!"
How much would you take off for cash?
'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'
'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'
"How much is the sign?"
Sale today - 50% off everything!
'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'
Shopping Torture
Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.
'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'
'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'
'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'
Denise gets offered the senior discount for the first time.
SAGE (unknown model)
Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!
Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.
Dealmobile.
"I told you negotiations would be more fun without a battery of lawyers."
"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."
'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'
Discount Lover Gifts Collection
Discount Lover Mugs
Explore our entire collection of discount-themed mugs for the perfect gift that keeps their love of deals close at hand.
Discount Lover Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that celebrate the bargain hunter’s spirit with a touch of humor and comfort.
Discount Lover Prints
Visit our print collection to find vibrant, discount-inspired designs perfect for sprucing up any space with personality.
Discount Lover T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts for discount lovers—perfect for those who wear their love of saving front and center.