Prom Enthusiast Mugs

A limo?! I thought this was a green prom. Chill! It's mass transit.

'...I'm glad you're excited about taking her out tonight - but for Pete's sakes stop foaming at the mouth!'

'There's nothing I hate more than a prejudiced Ferret.'

Summer Proms - then, now.

'How fast can you hype?'

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Malcolm Sargent

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Radiant, yet flammable.

The Daily Me

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'I've been made junior partner.'

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

power of press

"Why? - They're just bees without a PR agent. . ."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus