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'...I'm glad you're excited about taking her out tonight - but for Pete's sakes stop foaming at the mouth!'

'There's nothing I hate more than a prejudiced Ferret.'

'How fast can you hype?'

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Malcolm Sargent

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Why? - They're just bees without a PR agent. . ."

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

power of press

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."