Prom Veteran T-Shirts

"Hey Maw... Can you help me with this?"

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

Radiant, yet flammable.

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

"Any chance of some credit?"

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

Rapunzel on prom night.

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'