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Fire Sale / "Sell something or you're fired."

"Water...Water...Would you be interested in a two for one offer?"

"Sorry, Longly, but you're a little over-dressed. When I said you were moving up the ladder today, I meant I needed my ceiling painted."

'I appreciate the new title, Mr Boyle, but what I could really use is a raise.'

'Actually I worked my way up from 'ideas'.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"Hey! I just found out!! Now that I'm assistant manager, I get two weeks of paid vacation!"

"Congratulations! I hear that you're being promoted to a cubicle near the door."

'Coming to you live. Straight from his last job. Let's have a big round of applause!'

'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? If you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Baldo, I've been thinking...you've been doing a great job! It's time to promote you to outside sales!"

'I've been made junior partner.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'