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'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

'What if I told you I'm a billionaire golf pro?'

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

Queen

Princess

Princess

Princess Carpet

Lady Diana

Princess and Frog

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

'Heyyy! No tongue!' (the princess and the frog)

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

The Princess and the Frog

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'Frog food?'

Pashmina Limerick.

'Happy Birthday Kara, and a picture of a princess.'

"Oh, it's you. You startled me."

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

"Just a single second class ticket to the enchanted forest please."

A planet like ours - "Unfortunately for the princess, this was a deadly poison arrow frog."

Wonderland News. Prince Charming in Big Trouble. It was bound to happen eventually - Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella met and realized there was only one Prince Charming.

Maybe the issue isn't how the pea makes you feel,but how the person who put it there makes you feel.

"Little help?"

The Mouse Princess

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Goddess

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Love Birds love just being together

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."