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'Prince? Where are you, Prince??'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

The Mouse Princess

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Elizabeth II

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"And to think he started in accounting."

Put it in petty cash.

Animals of the Royal Wedding