Prince And Princess Admirer Mugs

'Prince? Where are you, Prince??'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

The Mouse Princess

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Elizabeth II

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"And to think he started in accounting."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Animals of the Royal Wedding