Modern Princess Admirer Mugs

"Not, the Rapunzel?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Mouse Princess

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

French 75s at the Stafford

Rembrandt's Selfies

"And that won't wake me either."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Fairy Godmother

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

Virginia Woolf

Dancing in Love

Today's Rapunzel

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

Maybe the issue isn't how the pea makes you feel,but how the person who put it there makes you feel.

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."