Prince Admirer Mugs

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

The Mouse Princess

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Princess Anne

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Teddy and friends.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Nevermore."

Love Birds love just being together

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Elizabeth II

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."