Royalty Admirer Mugs

Queen Silvia Bernadotte

"His Highness is changing his relationship status."

'But, Your Honor, I thought absolute power was supposed to be corrupt.'

"How do you feel about staying in power?"

'Of course I'm tax-exempt!'

King George III

'Do you have a royalty card?'

William I

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"But I've already paid for four weddings and a funeral"

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'

Princess Anne

'You do realise that ‘Shag, Marry or Kill' is just meant to be a game, don't you?'

Queen Elizabeth I

'You have to learn to read, Son, so Parliament can't put anything over on you.'

"Finally!"

Royalty playing golf

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'Does your majesty want fries with that'

"I think your new Queen is here."

Queen Anne

'I just wrote us up a new Constitution -- all in favor say 'Aye.''

'Then, just so the masses won't revolt, we'll call it a working vacation.'

'I don't care if he was the King of England, he owes us 528 years of parking charges.'

'I just wrote us up a new Constitution -- all in favor say 'Aye.''

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

The Descendants

Henry VIII

"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."

Knight Golfing

"Gentlemen, the fact that all my horses and all my men couldn't put Humpty together again simply proves to me that I must have more horses and more men."

"The tiny winged beings, Sire, are called gnats."

Rule Britannia!

Treasonable footman.