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King

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"She wishes to range free!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

Princess Anne

The Death Of Venus

Jester Surgeon

Sistine Selfie

The Unhappy King

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'