Modern Princess Admirer T-Shirts

"Not, the Rapunzel?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Mouse Princess

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

French 75s at the Stafford

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Virginia Woolf

Dancing in Love

Fairy Godmother

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

Today's Rapunzel

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

Princess

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'