Prince And Princess Enthusiast Mugs

The handsome prince decides Snow White is not his type, and he goes off to check out Sleeping Beauty.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

The Mouse Princess

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

The Unhappy King

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Royal Love

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'One can see the baby's crown!'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

Royal Wedding procession.