Future Apprentice T-Shirts

Youth Unemployment - 'There's an apprenticeship opportunity on TV tonight.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Education and Apprenticeships

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'She's still a novice yet.'

Will work for Food Network.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A butcher and his apprentice.

Young Houdini

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Builder's School

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.