Financial Apprentice T-Shirts

"You were right, mom! Having an allowance makes me appreciate money...I want more!"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'She's still a novice yet.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Education and Apprenticeships

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'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

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"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

Builder's School

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'How long did you intern with Grandma before you became a full-fledged Mom?'