Arithmetician Apprentice T-Shirts

"Put four. Teachers need encouragement."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Builder's School

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'