Craftsmanship Apprentice T-Shirts

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Posh Easter Egg

Education and Apprenticeships

The Sculptor

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Luthier

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Home maintenance

Raw Piano Bar

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Bob's a tool belt."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Faberge Chicken

My other viola is a Stradivari.

J. Parry Clockmaker

Blue-Collar Workers

"You like woodwork class then, son?"