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Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Arts and crafts

"He's an abstract artist."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Sew on a sequin!

"I can't WAIT to see it."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Pelican and Origami

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Christmas Craftwork

"Bob's a tool belt."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

"Politics has divided everything."

'Is this the small engines class?'

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Crocheting during lockdown

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

A man working on a model airplane

Pandemic Orphans

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'