Arithmetician Apprentice Gifts

"Put four. Teachers need encouragement."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Builder's School

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'