Financial Apprentice Gifts

"You were right, mom! Having an allowance makes me appreciate money...I want more!"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Education and Apprenticeships

'She's still a novice yet.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

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'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Young Houdini

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

Builder's School

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'