Future Apprentice Pillows

Youth Unemployment - 'There's an apprenticeship opportunity on TV tonight.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Education and Apprenticeships

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'She's still a novice yet.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Will work for Food Network.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Builder's School

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'