Aspiring Queen T-Shirts

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

Five year time...

What else is there to wish for?

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"Whoops - I Accidentally Pressed 'Elevator Pitch.'"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Ok, I'm doing this. I'm going to finally write that book."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

"O.K., who else is writing a book?"

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"If I were writing fulltime, I'd have three unpublished novels by now."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'