Aspiring Royals T-Shirts

"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."

What else is there to wish for?

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

The Bearskin Hat Family

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

Management Styles - Inspirational

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'Determined little guy.'

'Can I be a decision maker? Well, yes and no.'

Money And Prestige

"You said you wanted more responsibility around here. I agree. Empty this."

Soldier looking in the mirror and seeing a general.

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

'Why can't I ever lead?'

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

"You asked Mr. Rod for a raise?!"

'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the President of Argentina?'

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

Man of La Muncha.

'Let's just say that I'm in a mood of cautious optimism.'

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."