Aspiring Royals Mugs

"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."

What else is there to wish for?

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

The Bearskin Hat Family

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

Management Styles - Inspirational

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'Determined little guy.'

'Can I be a decision maker? Well, yes and no.'

Money And Prestige

"You said you wanted more responsibility around here. I agree. Empty this."

Soldier looking in the mirror and seeing a general.

'Why can't I ever lead?'

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

"You asked Mr. Rod for a raise?!"

'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the President of Argentina?'

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

'Let's just say that I'm in a mood of cautious optimism.'

Man of La Muncha.

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."