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"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Man of La Muncha.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

What else is there to wish for?

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I've been genetically modified!"

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Bumpy Ride

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

Always stick to the script.

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

"Actually I'm a waiter but things are pretty slow at the moment and I'm looking for something to fill in between jobs."

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."