Aspiring Knight Gifts

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Man of La Muncha.

'They all want to play the star.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

What else is there to wish for?

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Bumpy Ride

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Always stick to the script.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

"Actually I'm a waiter but things are pretty slow at the moment and I'm looking for something to fill in between jobs."

Competitions.

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "