Queen Dreamer Gifts

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bubbly

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Little Princess.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It is we."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Sleeping Beauty

'I screwed up royally!'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Define fair."

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'