La Dreamer Gifts

Obscene Hollywood phone call

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Reese Witherspoon

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Kids with Fish Balloons

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Which part are you reading for?"